if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
please no
Please yes.
Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
(Source: tardisexuality)
I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
(Source: m-icrosoft)
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
